A few weeks ago I was meeting up with someone and wanted to be good and tipsy/drunk before I saw this person. I went to one of my go-to bars in the city and thanked the powers that be for Happy Hour. I hadn’t eaten anything for a while and was able to consume three pints of beer in 30 minutes.
This past week I set out to beat that record. I went to a Kickball Happy Hour-turned party. Again, I hadn’t eaten in a while, so the beer I was to consume went down easier. I didn’t have to fret about feeling too full to take on this challenge. So I have set my newest record. Though it isn’t much different, my new beer-consumption-in-a-short-period-of-time is now: 3 beers in 29 minutes. Take that, chumps!