Last night I sent a somewhat urgent instant message to a friend:
“Quick! Turn on NBC right now! Canada has GIANT BEAVERS!”
Yes folks, it’s true. If I learned anything from Vancouver’s Olympics Closing Ceremonies last night, it’s that the country has mermaid-looking butterfly-Maple Leaf people, gay hockey players who dance, and giant beavers. Let’s take a confused and baffled look, shall we?