Wedding Season

31 07 2009

What does a blogger write about when they have nothing to write about? Weddings! Of course!

This weekend starts Wedding Season for my friends and I will be attending a few, myself.

Jeremy Grey: What do you like better, Christmas or Wedding Season? 
[Jeremy raises his hand
John Beckwith: Mr. Grey? 
Jeremy Grey: Yes. The answer would be, um, Wedding Season? 
[shimmy-shakes

So in honor of my friend JD’s bachelorette party tonight and my other friend’s wedding this Saturday, I will kick off this season with a collection of my favorite wedding movie quotes…

Jeremy Grey: Please don’t take a turn to negative town.

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John Beckwith: I’d like to be cowboys from Arizona or pimps from Oakland but it’s not Halloween. Grow up; Peter Pan, Count Chocula. 

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Jeremy Grey: Okay, what’s our back story? 
John Beckwith: We’re brothers from New Hampshire. We’re venture capitalists. 
Jeremy Grey: I’m sick of that. Let’s be from Vermont. And let’s have an emerging maple syrup conglomerate. 
John Beckwith: Wait, that’s stupid. We don’t know anything about maple syrup. 
Jeremy Grey: I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I’ve had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick? 

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(*and my all-time favorite quote ever….)

[John has just referred to an aunt, only to be told by a guest that she is dead
Jeremy Grey: How many times you gonna do this shit? Rule #32: You don’t commit to a relative unless you’re absolutely positive they have a pulse. 
John Beckwith: Rule #16: Give me an up-to-date family tree. That was your mistake. You made me look like an idiot. 
Jeremy Grey: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion! *

 

And on that note, here is a website that all of you should have saved in your bookmarks/favorites online. It is a website that is so informative and educational, that you should all commit to learning this information so you can readily recite this information.

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