Cold Poop?

20 02 2009

I overheard some guy on the way into work this morning exclaiming,

“It’s cold as sh*t today!”

So I’m wondering, who came up with that expression? Since when is poop so cold? Why would we be discussing the temperature of our bowel movements? Who would even feel poop to gauge its temperature? Is poop normally cold? (I don’t think so.) Is there a specific kind of poop that is normally colder than the rest? Should we be more specific in referring to that certain type of “frozen poo”? What does poop being cold have anything to do with anything?




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